these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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