That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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