what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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