You made me cry and you don't even care
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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