Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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