I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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