Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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