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I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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