just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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