i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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