this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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