I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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