But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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