Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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