all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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