I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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