He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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