Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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