ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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