Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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