Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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