Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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