I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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