I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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