She is in my trunk
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I love having hate sex.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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