ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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