I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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