i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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