I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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