why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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