So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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