OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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