How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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