No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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