Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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