quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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