thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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