i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
