im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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