You're so nebulous sometimes
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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