hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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