Don't you send me to vm
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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