Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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