Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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