Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
