that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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