If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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