Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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