We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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