kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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